Mom-

Dad-

Brotha from anotha motha-

my sister that hides a secret stash of ham

my dog that wont shut up until he sees a rainbow

my cat that walks in circles around the family room and wont stop

that kid that has a box full of walrus meat in the basement

that awesome girl that acts like a sister to you

the kid that you see screaming FIG down the street

the guidance counselor

that friend that you literally have to slap to get their attention

that little girl selling lemonade down the street

that one kid that cant stop doing the harlem shake

the monster under the bed

the girl that sings christmas songs in july

my pet potato

the girl that gives advice that always works out

the piece of spaghetti that screams at you in your sleep

that friend who waves a pencil in the air and says shes drawing

Fezzes are cool
Omg you watch doctor who?